@kmiles5830 ha... right. but how come no spur-of-the-moment crimes happen when you've got a couple sprays of cologne and a crisp collar? 21 minutes ago
How come no one commits crimes looking fresh? Every celebrity mugshot looks like they haven't shaved/showered in weeks 25 minutes ago
Wow. That is the stupidest thing I’ve seen on the news in a long time.
Funny!