So, I’m in the checkout line at a gas station/truck stop near Ohio recently, and I look up to see the entire 7 shelves in front of me stacked with energy drinks. Smart… I don’t want truckers on the road falling asleep. But, the display cracked me up…
On top, was 5 Hour Energy, which I’ve had before.. and I’m not convinced on the “no crash later” promise.
Then, right below it, was the product of some opportunists that saw an easy way to sell the same product, but just market it solely based on topping 5 Hour Energy by one hour… Still in a tiny bottle.
Doesn’t that kind of remind you of what 50 did to Ja? Same product, but marketed to shut the other one down. 5 Hour Energy is a Wanksta.
It’s like Schick coming out with the Quattro to beat Gillette’s Mach III.
It’s like whenever I do anything and Romer tries to come in and one up me.
It’s like Stephen starting a blog six (6) days after you did.
Ohhhhhhhhh shitttttt!!!! Hahahaha
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